Bottle Jobs, Empty seats, and Joey Barton vs the Police

Bottle Jobs, Empty seats, and Joey Barton vs the Police

Football redefines crisis once again after Man City lose the first leg of their Champions League game against Spurs. Meanwhile, Raheem Sterling looks set to become the patron Saint of empty seats, Joey Barton gets in trouble with the old Bill, and we wonder what kind...
International Hell, Ole gets the job, and more racist bell ends

International Hell, Ole gets the job, and more racist bell ends

We celebrate the end of the international break and a crazy world that forks out nearly half a million for something that spent a bit of time in Alex Ferguson’s gob. Meanwhile, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer finally got his old job at Manchester United, but LVG is not...
Borat beats Scotland, PSG Prisoners and Jurassic Ronaldo

Borat beats Scotland, PSG Prisoners and Jurassic Ronaldo

The international break is usually just filled with made up countries, transfer rumours and negative stories about Raheem Sterling, but after he got another Hattrick, the papers had to find other stories. And so we ended up with a week filled with Footballing...
Bad weather, International Foreigners and Shooting Pitch Invaders

Bad weather, International Foreigners and Shooting Pitch Invaders

After a pitch invader punched player Jack Grealish last week, the funny football show explores some of the more extreme suggestions for dealing with it in future. Meanwhile, nobody is getting excited about the international break except perhaps Declan Rice and his...