Hotel cancellations, Harry Potter and the end of an analogy

Hotel cancellations, Harry Potter and the end of an analogy

City hit a record breaking 100 points, Southampton are safe but there are more important questions that need answering. Like have Tottenham achieved their goal of turning into Arsenal? Is Mark Hughes actually a wizard? And will Carlos Carvalhal be leaving the Swans to...
Swopping shirts, keeping your best players and Arsene Mixalot

Swopping shirts, keeping your best players and Arsene Mixalot

With the business end of the season almost wrapped up players are swopping more than just shirts, as clubs try to hold on to their best players and people are still asking about the future of Arsene Wenger. We respond to this the only way we know how, as he does the...
Selling Wembley and Talking Balls

Selling Wembley and Talking Balls

As the Emirates waved goodbye to Arsene Wenger this week, we ask if the FA soon be doing the same with Wembley Stadium as the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars chucks a load of money at them? And we find out what it means if someone tells you to wear a cassock while...
Can Jose’s scratchcard and a pint of Dyche make you happy?

Can Jose’s scratchcard and a pint of Dyche make you happy?

What drives Mourinho to success? And do we need a new measure of success? Instead of awards – let’s just name pubs after people that achieve great things, which is about to happen in Burnley. Plus we all know that watching our team lose makes us sad, but...
Wenger gets pushed out of Heaven, and is Rodwell a Wally?

Wenger gets pushed out of Heaven, and is Rodwell a Wally?

What would Arsene say after his life flashed before his eyes and he met God? Apart from I didn’t see it. But Wenger isnt the only person leaving at the minute: Mick McArthy leaves Greggs in a Huff, Louis Van Gaal leaves his name to a new baby, and Chris Coleman...